Total Medals Earned: 283 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,460 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (65/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Fourth Boss
Kill Third Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Kill Fifth Boss
Collect 100 Achievements
Medals Earned: 4/9 (65/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 7/12 (275/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (240/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/425 points)
Finish level 5
Finish level 14
Finish level 10
Finish level 18
Finish level 21
Finish level 27
Finish level 24
Complete the game
Complete the game with less than 30 deaths
Complete the game with less than 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 5/11 (95/395 points)
Finished Level 2
Finished Level 1
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (75/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.